Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption! They are all great, I loved 'em!
"Mom only thinks she's in charge ::wink::"
"mom! come on! gloves? seriously? you know hard i worked to get out of the womb so i could try these babies out?"
"alright, you paparazzi, this is your last warning!..."
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." -(bonus if you know where that's from!)
"Shucks, Mommy. It was nothing. I just gave you the ole one-two-punch and POP! There I was. Born."
"...(singing)....a hunk a hunk of burning love, yea..., a hunk a hunk of burning love......thank-you, thank-you very much-(Elvis has left the building)."
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiii---yyyaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! A girls got to do, what a girl's got to do!"