Officials were called in last night to a local residence where a poop and run was taking place. The suspect was caught red-bottomed at the scene of the crime although authorities say she wouldn't have gotten to far away on her own anyways.
The suspect in question has brown hair, blue eyes and stands when aided at roughly 2 feet tall.
Records show that this was not her first offense, previous indictments include all play and
no work, spitting up on mommy's new shirt, making cute noises and being all around too cute (or rather, over the legal limit of cuteness).
After reading her her rights the suspect cooed and was taken down to the Kitchen Sink Precinct where she was promptly hosed down and booked for time. Bedtime that is. She did not respond to questioning.
She was out of custody this morning at 0645 hours, however, she is still considered to be loaded and carrying possible explosives.
At the time of this printing calls to her reps had not been returned. They and the suspect were seen eating breakfast and playing Pattycake.
Hilarious! What a good little pooper! xo
ReplyDeleteThis is super funny in a disgusting way. I'm glad I don't have to clean up that couch. Cleaning up that sweet baby would be a joy though.
ReplyDeleteHours later, and I am still laughing about this! Hope the couch cleaning went as well as the baby girl cleaning! xo
ReplyDeletehehehe my first thought when i saw the picture was, "why did jenna spill mustard on her couch?" and then i realized it was NOT a condiment. what a great report though, i loved the play on words and the way you told it :)
ReplyDeleteI love the story setting, my dear Jenna. What a crime that little girl did. That's intense with the couch! Very eww though, of course. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI love it! I love her! Glad I finally had the time to read your blog. What a great writer, Jenna!
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