Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Police Blotter-Poop and Run
Officials were called in last night to a local residence where a poop and run was taking place. The suspect was caught red-bottomed at the scene of the crime although authorities say she wouldn't have gotten to far away on her own anyways.
The suspect in question has brown hair, blue eyes and stands when aided at roughly 2 feet tall.
Records show that this was not her first offense, previous indictments include all play and
no work, spitting up on mommy's new shirt, making cute noises and being all around too cute (or rather, over the legal limit of cuteness).
After reading her her rights the suspect cooed and was taken down to the Kitchen Sink Precinct where she was promptly hosed down and booked for time. Bedtime that is. She did not respond to questioning.
She was out of custody this morning at 0645 hours, however, she is still considered to be loaded and carrying possible explosives.
At the time of this printing calls to her reps had not been returned. They and the suspect were seen eating breakfast and playing Pattycake.
Posted by Jenna at 8:28 AM